Monday, April 20, 2026

Rogue Appetite

 A 50ss game of Malifaux on Vassal.

Strategy: Standard Informants

Schemes: Make it look like an accident, Search the Area, Runic Binding

My list:

Dr. McMourning, Malpractitioner & Zombie Chihuahua
Sebastian
Rogue Necromancy
Leftovers
Rafkin
Kentauroi
Bone Pile

Pool: 5

Opponent had:

Misaki Katanaka, Fractured & Wanyudo
Ototo
Yamaziko
Katanaka Crime Boss
Katanaka Sniper
2x Torakage
Shadow Fate Effigy

Pool: 5


Turn 1: Experimental picks Runic Binding, Last Blossom makes it look like an accident.

Rafkin started by prodding Leftovers, giving them an Interesting Parts token, and summoned a Little Gasser. Eventually Leftovers took a walk and a oozing slither on top a building, and placed a scheme marker to bluff for either Runic Binding or Search the Area. However, Leftovers were pushed from top of the building by some of the plenty crew signature actions, scoring a point from Make it look like an accident for Ten Thunders.

Yamaziko had taken a central position over a building, spreading those nasty auras all over the board. She even got concealment aura from somewhere to help Ototo, Shadow Effigy and Misaki.

McMourning pushed Kentauroi a bit with crew signature, walked, and had to use Vial of Goo to get a little closer to place a scheme marker to bluff two different schemes again. Eventually Kentauroi pidcked up Bone Pile and went forward, but had take a walk to go and drop a third scheme for Runic Binding. I had already activated Crime Boss inside the binding, and Yamaziko was sort of easy to reach as well. However, I was dreadfully afraid of multiple effective ways Last Blossom had to remove scheme markers that when opponent didn't remove one, I just grabbed the one point from Runic Binding as fast as I could.

Rogue Necromancy and Torakage went to contest strategy marker center-left. Leftovers and Crime Boss were doing the same to marker on the right. McMourning and Ototo were holding the central marker. Or at least were, until Wanyudo came to contest as well.

Zombie Chihuahua walked and charged and gave a solid hit against Wanyudo, which poisoned it as well. Later Sebastian bumbled around, eventually leaping to Chihuahua looking for spare parts. He sawed Wanyudo for a bit, and removed the poison to attack again. The thing was left with just two health remaining.

Various enemy models were able to damage Kentauroi down to one health remaining and burning, even when it had the fumes aura. 

By ganging up on the middle, Resurrectionists were able to take the lead in strategy. Both had scored a single point from schemes, for a 2-1 lead for McMourning.


Turn 2: Experimental Takes the Highground, Last Blossom attempts Breakthrough

I lost the Kentauroi, but I had the first activation. Rogue Necromancy did a leap near Wanyudo, and killed it with Pouncing Strike. However, this took my highest cards from hand, so I didn't push it when remaining two attacks missed Katanaka Sniper.

Ototo hit Zombie Chihuahua and healed back to thirteen or so after probably Sebastian came in sawing the henchman. Chihuahua took a double walk to contest center-left strategy marker, and holding one building for Take the Highground.

Crime Boss was able to smack Leftovers down to three health remaining. Torakage came to contest the center-right marker as well. Bone Pile reinforced Leftovers and threw them a bone, tying up that marker as well.

McMourning did a scary activation by scaling up to Yamaziko, slapping her down to two health remaining and poisoned. She had not yet activated, so that was a death sentence. He also tossed a Vial of Goo on Shadow Effigy, essentially dooming it as well. 

By then both players had spent their entire hand. Shadow Effigy took a point of damage and tried to hail mary itself into Shadow Emissary, but failed the attack and died to poison. Yamaziko, too.

Another Torakage had made it piece of cake to score Breakthrough with two points for Ten Thunders. 

Opponent had kept pushing my models off the buildings left and right, so Resurrectionists struggled to get even one point from Take the Highground. Both players had enough strategy markers to score points, but since Ten Thunders had still scored less from strategy, they got to do the little placearoo.

Scores tied at 4-4



Turn 3: Experimental Makes it look like an accident instead, Last Blossom wants to Assassinate Sebastian

Rogue Necromancer was able to slap Katanaka Sniper down from a shack, scoring a point. However, only one of the attacks hit and left the little guy alive. Zombie Chihuahua tried to score the second point next, but failed to do even one point.Eventually I had to use McMourning to finish the point for me. 

Ototo crushed Sebastian in one cruel activation, two points for Ten Thunders again.

Leftovers were split open, and one of the Bisecrions and their assorted appendages were cut down by Misaki and Crime Boss. One Bisection remained, though. Status quo remained for center-right marker, although Bone Pile, Torakage and Bisection were all sitting with just three health remaining. 

As their last activation, another Torakage went to claim the strategy marker on my side of the board. Rafkin had to backtrack. He had two attempts to shoo off the minion - first with crew signature, which failed. Then by scoring masks on the melee. Attack hit, but was not masks.

Ten Thunders got a point from strategy while Resurrectionists got none. Both had scored two from schemes, so it was a 6-7 lead for Misaki.


Turn 4: Experimental reshapes the land with corpses, Last Blossom tries to Scout the Rooftops

Rogue Necromancy. Did a thing. By murdering Misaki, who was at eleven health remaining. Okay, there might have been a black joker involved there. This was a deciding factor for the game, though. Although I see we played one major aspect of the strategy incorrectly - those strategy markers had been happily arranged within 8" of each other. So close in fact, that a single model was able to contest all three. And that had been Misaki.

 Remains of Leftovers had been scattered all across the Ten Thunders side, but there were four of them. I had a hard decision to make - and Chihuahua killed itself for the fifth marker.

I had this demented plan of running McMourning to the center, attacking Crime Boss or Ototo and summoning Chihuahua back, and remove the summon token with crew signature. However, a Torakage abandoned scheme and rushed on top of the building with most remaining Last Blossoms, and there was no easily available space for the good doctor. He was able to claim one strategy to himself with what remained of a Last Bite.

A narrow 10-9 victory for McMourning.




Monday, April 6, 2026

Damn the cult

We played a game of Talisman, with four players. 

The cast:

Arcane Scion -> Prophetess
Scavenger
Warlord
Celestial


We played with a hidden ending and Cataclysm board.

Early game was dominated by having the Toxic Spring pop up on Graveyard, and Fountain of Wisdom right next to it.

Arcane Scion got otherwise good start, but got into the nasty situation of hanging by the thread with just by one health remaining. Eventually Warlord paid for Black Knight to put the wonder kid out of his misery, and Prophetess entered the game.

Celestial had mediocre progress, not facing serious setbacks but not great progress either. It soon became apparent that it was a race between Scavenger and Warlord to win the game after Scavenger robbed the remains of Arcane Scion, getting the Talisman that gave +2 Craft in the middle and inner region. Warlord had utterly obnoxious  battle stats, but was locked behind unfinished warlock quest. This gave Scavenger the headstart to start getting through the inner region. Which was astonishing in it's own right. Scavenger had two health remaining, but managed to roll just one life lost at the icy tower thing, and even beat up the snowbeast like it was nothing. Mines and portal of power were a joke.

But then the hidden ending was revealed. Cult of the Damned was formed, and suddenly all the heroes had to set aside their petty squabbles and try to eradicate all dwellers. This... was perfectly doable, but somehow that happened when Warlord had to miss two turns, and Celestial was missing their next turn as well. This gave the cultists an enormous head start. 

Prophetess and Scavenger (who had one life remaining) were both attacking with Strength 4, while Celestial was doing just a little better. But warlord had easy enough time dispatching a stack of three.

Given the circumstances, adventurers were doing better than expected during battles. However... they absolutely started to botch their movement rolls, which meant that six remaining cultists were  able to infiltrate through portal of power after Warlord failed to attack a stack of four.

So, EVERYBODY loses.

Trolls Not Allowed

A four player game of Dungeon Lords. One of the players, Red, had never played Dungeon Lords before, so she was a bit overwhelmed at the mechanics, but winged it on the go without a long term plan. 

It's been a long time since the rest of us had played this game as well, but at least we were able to plan forward a little, and could try to convince ourselves we were focusing on some aspect of the game. I did masterfully navigate the evil-o-meter to construct lame, easy to beat adventuring parties. Throughout the game only two of my tunnels were conquered - although this did not make me the battlemaster, that title was shared with another player. But I had only Demon and Slime monsters going on for me. 

One of the players drew out the Paladin on the second year, and was able to eventually transfer it to Red. Oh no. Red took a whopping -12 points from conquered tiles. But yeah, that's not -16. During second year she made the investment to acquire a dragon. She was able to blast through the adventurers, Paladin or no Paladin. 

The was the time to count scores. And much to everyone's surprise - and most to Red's surprise - it was actually she who managed to win the game. 

Since we included the expansion monsters, RNG decided that this game did not have trolls for hire at any point of the game. 


Sunday, April 5, 2026

Pit Society

 Some more games from my boardgame marathon.


Art Society

I got to try out a new game for me, called Art Society. Players arrange a gallery from paintings they get from auctions and score points based on fluctuating trends.

To me it looked like this game exemplified the "easy to learn, hard to master" -trope. We had three players for the first game, which ended in a real close race of 82/80/78 points. I didn't have much of a plan except for hoarding decors and trying to maintain cityscapes as the vogue trend. Sure enough it ended up to be the top trend, although it did not secure me victory.

Later I played a couple of two-player games. In the first I wanted to try if playing strategically would be any good, and decided to maximize my vogue-factor. Sure enough I got five paintings to the eyeline which were of the trend I was lobbying for... but that trend didn't end up being in vogue after all. It was a loss because of that.

In the second two-player game I went back to reactive gaming style, not trying to force an outcome. It worked way better, since I won that game.


Monster Pit

Monster Pit with three players. This was first time playing this game for each of us. Here and there we played some rules incorrectly, but guess the misplays balanced each other since some were in favour of the monster, and some in favor of captains.

Anyway, Vaiel the Enchantress was the monster since that was the recommendation. 

I was playing Nova, the Ice Princess captain. Other captains were Kei the Querling and Quatonor the Rakshasa. 

Early on the King's Emissary was replaced with the outlaw creature thing, which stalled entire round's worth of captain actions. It felt like we had had zero progress, and the monster had already waltzed through one third of the vengeance track. Rakshasa was our only captain worth anything, although Querling was doing decent support. Ice Princess just got injured and wasn't able to heal for like an eternity, essentially losing her captain ability. The white tower was blocked by some kind of an enemy. 

Thanks to captains bumbling around, the monster didn't even get wounded until it was way past 50% of the vengeance track.

But then... something changed. Rakshasa captain got beefy enough to start attacking the monster, and wounding it more often than not. Even Ice Princess stopped being useless after she got a champion that was able to switch one monster result to captain result from ANY dice roll. That stuff alone was responsible for at least three crits.

Querling captain was cleaning up town from spawned monsters, and eventually took some hits against the monster as well. After such a difficult start, it began to look like we were breezing through the fights... But as it happened, we almost became to victims of our success. After a couple of utterly miserable progress rolls, the monster was suddenly standing four spaces away from it's victory. But it only had five health remaining. 

That's when we had to resort to sacrificing people for the statues. Barracks went first, taverns next. Ice Princess had become filthy rich from completing two quests, and was able to trade a bunch of champions from Querling to attack the enchantress herself, dealing two points of damage with a crit. Rakshasa was doing crits as well, so the monster was sitting with last health remaining. However, the "must change districts" thing made it so that only one captain would be able to attack  through Watchtower. Better make that one count, because our progress rolls had so many dice that the monster might leap to victory with some bad progress rolls even after we pushed it back ten spaces with a wizard.

Rakshasa was able to put down the monster, kingdom was saved! 


Running the firs laps

So, I visited some friends and we had a sort of board game marathon. Here are the card games.


Wave

A co-op card game. That's new to me. We onl had to players for this one, so we had that Silver NPC.  The mechanic where cards have two different sets of value (numeric and based on color) was neat, and the blind card system was entertaining as well. Based on just two games Wave seems to make a decent job at being a co-op card game. 

Our first attempt we lost real bad, with easily over twenty or even twenty-five cards left in play. Second game when we actually had any idea what we were doing, we actually got down to just one card remaining in play, so yay for that.


Munchkin

A three player game of Munchkin. I took the lead early on, which... is not exactly a good thing in Munchkin. I got hammered down fast, and didn't rise again as a human cleric, always dragging a level or two behind others. Game was won by Halfling... thief, I think?

 The stars aligned, and we saw the giant nose get killed by potion of halitosis. 


Joking Hazard

Well, you know how this goes. We had three players, and game ended in a curiously even 12/11/11.