Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Rat is a four letter word, suppose Nix is as well

 A 50ss game of Malifaux 4th edition.

Strategy: Flank Boundary Dispute

Schemes: Leave Your Mark, Assassinate, Scout the Rooftops

My list:

Hamelin, Piper & Benny Wolcomb
Nix
Fumigator
Tunnel Rats
Johan Creedy
2x Rat Catcher
Stolen

Pool: 4

Opponent had:

C. Hoffman, Inventor & Edie
Peacekeeper
Clipper
Warden
2x Hunter
2x Watcher

Pool: 4

Turn 1: 
Plague picks Scout the Rooftops, Augmented leaves their mark.

Early on Guild put Peacekeeper on the central platform without having even been activated yet. I was horrified, all my models were easily within reach of a 12" charge threat. 

Nix had to spend an eleven and a twelve from my hand to land Blight token on Peacekeeper before walking within 3" of the scary robot. In the end it was a good trade since it kept the scary robot in check, unable to do much. 

Clipper had flied with Hoffman closer, and they both went to drop enough scheme markers to center point to account for Rat King's devour abilities.

Benny and Hamelin had spawned more than enough rats for that Rat King to form. Rat Catchers had not managed to do the same, especially when Benny turned one of the rats into a scheme marker for Scout the Rooftops. Rat King did little else except that it removed a pylon.

Johan Creedy managed to leap to Peacekeeper. He started hammering Hoffman with relic hammer, but managed barely to scrape off some paint.

Stolen and Tunnel Rats dropped enough schemes for Scout the Rooftops. Augmented had over-secured their Leave Your Mark, so that was two points for both. However, two Watchers and the Hunters ensured that Plague fell behind in scenario and Guild took the lead with 3-2.


Turn 2:
Plague picks Detonate Charges, Augmented Makes It Look Like an Accident

A Hunter pulled down Rat King from center platform, but didn't manage to kill it. The Rat King got to Watcher before it was able to activate and surprisingly enough killed it. This was incredibly good news for Tunnel Rats, who were then able to deliver a strategy marker to enemy deployment zone.

The platform saw some intense fighting. Nix charged in to guard two strategy markers, and to get Hoffman, Peacekeeper and Clipper within loose bowels range. Hoffman lost his Blight token, though, because Nix considered it better to stun him.

Hoffman beat Johan down to two remaining, and Johan smacked five points of damage back with a Red Joker. Both Peacekeeper and Clipper spent most of their activations trying to kill Johan, but only brought him to one remaining. At moments like those the cost of ten makes sense for Nix. Clipper did snipe the Rat King off from the board, though.

Fumigator charged in to guard a strategy marker he just threw around. Attacks missed, checks failed.

Hunter attacked him back and brought him down to four remaining. At least Hunter took two points from hazardous terrain throughout the turn. 

Hamelin and Stolen played volleyball with two strategy markers with Watcher and Warden. 

Rat Catchers brought in so many rats that another Rat King formed and tore Hunter down to three health remaining. The catchers managed to throw away one enemy strategy marker back to their side, which meant a strategy point for me this turn.

However... I had been so busy navigating the high-stakes puzzle at the center that I was not able to get enough schemes to score even one point from Detonate Charges. I decided to keep the scheme, though, since I think I managed to bluff Leave Your Mark of my own.

So, Guild kept the lead at 6-3. Sure, point situation was not ideal, but board state did not look too bad.


Turn 3:
Plague kept Detonate Charges, Augmented takes Breakthrough. 

... things were really starting to heat up at the center. And holy moly Nix is a terrifying model if opponent lets it be - the doggo absolutely dominated the platform, essentially continuously giving Slow to Clipper, Hoffman and Peacekeeper. However, Peacekeeper was able to kill Johan as the first activation. Not much I could do about that. 

Hoffman and Clipper placed schemes on the centerline. One was removed by a devouring Rat King, another was removed by obeyed Clipper. 

Third one, late in the turn, was placed by Warden, and that one stuck.

Edie placed one in the deployment, so I kept a keen eye one the surviving Watcher. I left Benny as my very last model to activate, and that was enough for Guild to ditch their Breakthrough. Instead, Watcher delivered a strategy marker to my deployment. 

However, Stolen had managed to throw another strategy marker to enemy deployment, so Plague managed to claim the upper hand at strategy. They finally managed to score Detonate Charges as well, so scores tied exactly at 6-6. Round ended with seven rats on board without me particularly even trying to summon them... those raises just kept coming.


Turn 4:
Plague picks Take the Highground, Augmented tries to Assassinate Nix.

Guild started by taking out one of my strategy markers out of their deployment zone, and then guarding it with a Hunter. 

I considered my options. I wanted to kill Hoffman before he'd activate, so I thought that opening up two strategy markers by moving Nix behind Peacekeeper would work, especially as Hoffman had blight token to remove for the spectral bite, and I had a 13 in my hand.

Nix landed Red Death just fine, just ripping off Shielded from Hoffman. Then the good boy bit Hoffman, and Hoffman said: bad boy! Nix was so shocked from those words, which essentially functioned as the Red Joker for Nix.

Then Peacekeeper activated, and beeped as well: Bad, bad boy! Nix was so devastated that he drew Black Joker for defense. 

After Peacekeeper was done castigating Nix, he was reeling with five health remaining, and Guild got their first point from Assassinate.

Hamelin activated and went to guard the strategy markers Nix had left. He did crew action on Hoffman, leaving him down to four health. Then he obeyed Nix to attack. Attack hit home and Guild master was done.

Losing master's full activation was a hit Guild could not take. Tried as they might, Nix endured all the attacks made against him - thanks to blight tokens. 

And because Nix refused to die, Guild didn't have enough actions left to challenge strategy. 

A 10-7 victory for Plague.


This was first time I used two Rat Catchers and Nix with the piper, and I was almost horrified at how well they all functioned together. Last two turns there was a constant mass of six to seven rats on board, which meant Nix could wantonly cancel enemy actions, after which they'd just get blight right back. 


Sunday, July 12, 2026

Contrary to popular belief...

... peons DO count for strategies. Stay tuned! 

A 50ss game of Malifaux.

Strategy: Flank Informants

Schemes: Detonate Charges, Frame Job, Harness the Leyline

My list:

Kirai, Envoy of the Court & Ikiryo
Datuse Ba
Kuchisake-Onna
Oskar
Shikome
Gwisin
2x Enslaved Spirit

Pool: 4

Opponent had:

Dreamer, Fast Asleep & Lord Chompy Bits
Bandersnatch
Widow Weaver
3x Alp
2x Stitched Together
2x Daydream

Pool: 4


Turn 1:
Urami picks Frame Job with Ikiryo, Nightmare harnesses the leyline.

From top to bottom, Lord Chompy Bits took a double walk to threaten top-left strategy marker after Enslaved Spirit had ruined his bed that Dreamer had made. 

Ikiryo goes to bluff Harness the Leyline, Detonate Charges and Frame Job to the top-left marker. Alp leaped, walked and charged the totem. I had to cheat to fail the defense, which I did, to score two points from Frame Job.

Kirai eventually summoned a Gwisin out of the very same Alp, as I was a bit worried Lord Chompy Bits might chomp Ikiryo next turn.

Nightmare had both Daydreams loitering in their deployment zone, and one Stitched Together to guard the strategy marker.

In the center there was a big melee. Hired Gwisin and Shikome had taken position there to control the center marker before Dreamer came to beat up my minions. Fortunately there were not other Nightmare models there to power up the bat. After he and another Alp were done, both Gwisin and Shikome were down to five health remaining. Oskar wanter to join the party, and smacked the Alp down to three plus poisoned. And yet this packing up of models within 4" of Dreamer wasn't enough to give me control of the center marker, when Stitched Together took a double walk to start contesting. Oh well.

Below, Widow Weaver placed a shadow lair for Bandersnatch to teleport to. This eventually enabled Bandersnatch to drop a scheme marker to the centerline and charge Seishin Datsue Ba had been saving up for an extra activation.

Scores went 2-2 from my full scheme and opponent getting 1+1.


Turn 2:
Urami has a public demonstration on Dreamer, Nightmare assassinates Kuchisake-Onna

Such a brutal turn.

In the end, the totems were brawling near the top-left marker, both contesting it. In the picture there is Enslaved Spirit that has not yet resolved the flicker token.

A Stitched Together abandoned a strategy marker to kill Shikome, who had tried to escape the center.

Another Stitched Together removed the hired Gwisin. I was quickly running out of minions to score Public Demonstration!

To get any points at all from scheme I had to do a silly activation with Kirai, delivering the summoned Gwisin and Enslaved Spirit within 2" of Dreamer and dropping a scheme nearby, essentially not using any of her master abilities. 

Below, opponent was eventually able to kill Kuchisake Onna - although not before she had activated and summoned Seishins and a bunch of Gakis. Gakis were instrumental in killing the Alp that was contesting strategy marker there. Unfortunately all the Seishins were removed by Daydream arcing its attack from under a bed nearby, and even grabbing the minion to itself.

Widow Weaver and Bandersnatch were able to overpower Datsue Ba at the bottom-right marker. 

Resurrectionists lost a staggering amount of models, but at least all three Alps went down with them as well.

At an enormous cost Resurrectionists got two points from Public Demonstration, while Neverborn took the lead with 5-4 from two from schemes and the strategy.


Turn 3:
Urami assassinates Lord Chompy Bits, Nightmare detonates charges

Chompy Bits gets under the bed, and it and Dreamer remove Oskar without too much of an issue. Another Enslaved Spirit took a flicker token as well. Kirai summoned a second Gwisin to the center, so she was rather well protected from Dreamer and Lord Chompy Bits next turn.

The Gwisins and Enslaved Spirit were able to kill a Stitched Together at the center, and Oskar and possibly Kirai herself killed Lord Chompy Bits... the first time around. Dreamer summoned it right back, but at least now the totem was no longer counting towards strategy.

So, only masters were contesting the central marker. As my last activation Ikiryo went to charge and kill a Daydream, and went to claim the marker for Resurrectionists.

Datsue Ba was severely mauled by Widow Weaver's spell action, so she took flight from melee with Bandersnatch. Fortunately the spider did not follow and instead teleported to a shadow lair to drop scheme markers near Gaki for Detonate Charges. 

This time I was able to be the only player getting strategy points, plus full scheme points. However, the lone Gaki was easy target to get full points from Detonate Charges as well.

Scores tied at 7-7.


Turn 4:
Nightmare attempts to Take the Highground.

Widow Weaver came to contest the strategy marker that had Datsue Ba guarding it. But that was not enough, Chompy Bits just walked out of engagement and charged the granny. Thanks to a prepared Shielded she was left alive, but Bandersnatch was able to leap to a shadow lair that had been conjured up by Widow Weaver. Datsue Ba died, and Bandersnatch continue on its way on top of Ht 2 terrain. 

Gwisin was unable to kill Daydream with a single attack. However, Ikiryo and Kirai did much better against Dreamer, getting that kid off from my lawn. Permanently. 

It was looking good, since I would a



t least be able to block Take the Highground from Neverborn with my last Gwisin. Both Ikiryo and Kirai were controlling the central marker. At worst game would end in a draw. Opponent only had a Daydream left to activate.

...

...

Yeah.

Daydream targets Kirai and succeeds with the attack, claiming an extra raise from fright token.

And Stitched Together was able to easily get to contest the strategy marker on top of centerpoint.

So, the game suddenly turned to 9-7 loss for Resurrectionists.